Guess who came into work with me today?
I give you - GRANDMAMA.
Some of you on the IWADB Facebook Page may be familiar with Grandmama and her shall we say, prim and proper ways. She likes to tell me I look like a whore or a prostitute, but in a nice way (not really, but I live in denial).
|If it's possible, I think my skin itches even more right now with her on me. I get pretty excited to see her, she's not very excited to see me, as you can tell here.|
Today, GRANDMAMA took the train into the Tower with me and as you can see, she was doing her best to cast her disapproval on this gentleman here just trying to get to work.
|"Have some pride young man and take off those mirrored sunglasses for god's sake. You are embarrassing yourself."|
Therefore, she is a THING I LOVE THIS THURSDAY.
I can't do voices nearly as well as he can and when I talk for Grandmama she winds up sounding like my girl cat, Eliza. So, in my head, all day every day, I hear things like this from my necklace, a.k.a, GRANDMAMA, a.k.a., my husband doing her voice:
- "You look like a prostitute."
- "You stink of cheese."
- "You look like a whore."
- "Your décolletage is distracting."